jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

(Source: videohall)

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I only have one follower so I’m posting this freely. There’s this girl I’m friends with and she complains all the time about people faking the country and that a person can’t choose to be country and that they have to be raised that way… she was fucking raised city and chose to be country 8 months ago when she met her hick-ass boyfriend. she just posted a status about not judging people and she’s the most judgemental person I’ve ever met. she’s also the biggest hypocrite I’ve ever met. She used to be pretty cool but then she just turned into a bitch and I just stopped talking to her cuz I dont need that in my life right now.

Okay, rant finished. 

ashi3deetdeet:

esemkay-morgue:

oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

can’t wait till this entire thing is colored in :D <3

c’mon Wisconsin, gosh darn it!

almost every single state surrounding wisconsin is colored in… hurry your butts up and make everyone equal! it would be pretty spiffy if my mom could marry her girlfriend of 8 years!

ashi3deetdeet:

esemkay-morgue:

oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

can’t wait till this entire thing is colored in :D <3

c’mon Wisconsin, gosh darn it!

almost every single state surrounding wisconsin is colored in… hurry your butts up and make everyone equal! it would be pretty spiffy if my mom could marry her girlfriend of 8 years!

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So this guy really wanted to talk about dirty stuff with me and I wasn’t interested cuz he’s not from my state and I was drunk and ask I could do was talk about how I wanted pizza.. and how I wanted to have sex with the pizza and swallow it… I don’t think I should drunk text anymore… I don’t think I should have my phone on, period, when I drink.

It’s almost like she knew……

(Source: areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii)

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Did you ever get really hungry and feel really lazy at the same time, but the laziness wins out, so you just don’t eat and you’re just sitting there.. all hungry but don’t want to move?

This picture looks exactly how I looked like an hour ago when I saw that Thor was on tv. I literally almost screamed then almost cried from over-excitement

This picture looks exactly how I looked like an hour ago when I saw that Thor was on tv. I literally almost screamed then almost cried from over-excitement

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my phone